Funny Sales Quotes to Motivate and Inspire You

Funny Sales Quotes

funny quotesEveryone has sales slumps from time to time. It’s at times like this when a little chuckle may be just the motivation you need to get you through. For me, nothing works better than a funny take on serious business. I guess that’s why I like funny sales quotes so much. I hope these inspire and motivate you to have a great sales day!

  1. “The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary.” – Vidal Sassoon
  2. “For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain” – Unknown
  3. “The only thing worse than training employees and losing them is not training them and keeping them.” – Zig Ziglar
  4. “A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.” – Unknown
  5. “Eagles soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.”- Steven Wright
  6. “I think the biggest mistake that salespeople make today is that they try to pretend they’re not salespeople.” – Unknown
  7. “Timid salesmen have skinny kids.” –Zig Ziglar
  8. “Success is going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm.” – Winston Churchill
  9. “Customers are like teeth. Ignore them and they’ll go away.” – Jerry Flanagan
  10. “Although your customers won’t love you if you give bad service, your competitors will.” – Kate Zabriskie


Oh what the heck….here are a couple more:

  1. “People can have it in any color – so long as it’s black.” – Henry Ford
  2. “The difference between try and triumph is just a little umph!” – Marvin Phillips
  3. “There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.” – Beverly Sills
  4. “Art is making something out of nothing and selling it.” – Frank Zappa


Next time you find yourself in a sales slump look through some funny sales quotes. It might just be what you need to put a smile on your face and get back on top of the leader board!

What are your favorite funny sales quotes? Leave a comment below and share them!



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